The NEW YORK CHRONICLES: August 2012

Friday, August 31, 2012

THE DUDES COOKBOOK "GOT ANY KAHLUA" Special LABOR DAY Offer ONLY $2.99 On KINDLE For 3 Days ONLY

Yes Boys and Girls, fellow "ACHIEVERS" The DUDES COOKBOOK "GOT ANY KAHLUA" The Collected Recipes of The Dude is now available on Kindle. And as a "Special Introductory Memorial Day Release Offer," author Daniel Zwicke is making this "Great New Book" available for Only $2.99 for the Memorial Day Weekend Celebration of "Got Any Kahlua" Wow! Pretty Awesome Dude! Abide!
Got Any Kahlua was released on Paperback two weeks ago and is a Smash Hit. It has received rave reveiws and is now one of the Hottest Reads for Summer 2012 .. Got Any Kahlua is selling on Amazon in Paperback for $14.00, but if you have a KINDLE, Kindle for iPhone, or Kindle for iPad, you can get yourself a copy of this Hot New Book, "MUST READ" this weekend only for just $2.99 on Kindle. "Far Out Man!"
You can cook The Dudes Cowboy Chili this very weekend. It would go great at a Memorial Day Picnic or Barbecue. Or if you are barbecuing you might want to make yourself a "Dude Burger" Dudes Mac and Tuna Salad, Dude Burritos, or "What Not." Abide!
The Dudes Cookbook, GOT ANY KAHLUA is "The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread," since the Premier of the movie "The BIG LEBOWSKI" anyway, and this weekend you can get yourself a copy for the low special intro price of $2.99 .. Abide and get yourself a copy you Lucky Dog. Read and cook up a Dude Recipe or two, or three.

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

PRINCE HARRY NAKED IN VEGAS

Prince Harry got Naked in Vegas! Yeah, so what, Millions do and have done so. But it's Harry The Royal Prince of The House of Windsor. The Queen, Harry's Grand-Mom is all prim and proper, and "Proper" and not getting naked as all Royals should be. So they say. And will the Queen go into a Royal Tizzy about the incident of her Royal Grandson Prince Harry But-Naked in Las Vegas for the whole World to see. Maybe not. This is actually a good thing. So what, Harry got naked,. "But Naked." He's his own man, and just saying his true side.
Prince Harry is a fine upstanding man. He serves his country and his family in a honorable and delightful way, part serious, always dependable, he does the right thing, he charming, and his great spirit radiates. Harry has put his life on the line for his country Great Britain and The Entire World and fights for what is right, not just for England and the World. And this fine up-standing young man is loved by many as he travels the World at times in a official capacity representing his Royal Family and the country of Great Britain. He does it in a most delightful way; dancing with the locals in Jamaica and Bardados, participating in various sports with enchanted children all around the World, and just plain doing good and touching people in a beautiful and wonderful way. The Royal Family, England, and the entire World can be right proud of Prince Harry, and indeed England and the entire world is. And World we say, and not just England, as Harry is human and of the world.
Yes Prince Harry got naked in Vegas. A few are getting into a tizzy over it, but not many. Why should we? Most of us feel, Bravo, well-done Harry. Enjoy yourself, have a good time. We salute you. You have done well. You are a fine up-standing man. You serve The Royal Family, your country, The World and Humanity quite well. Bravo! You're a young man with a great spirit, a fine soldier who's on leave and look to blow-off-some steam and have a good time while you're still in your relative youth. A man, but still youthful. Who ever knows what is in store for tomorrow? You put your own life on the line for your country, for the World, for "what is Right." You do it well Harry and we salute you. So if you feel like heading to Vegas or where ever and having a good time, playing "Strip Pool," getting Naked, then go right ahead Harry and enjoy yourself and have a grand time. You deserve it Harry, you make the World Proud.

Cover Story by Daniel Bellino Zwicke

PRINCE HARRY Says "Shhhhh!!!"

BUT WHAT HAPPENED in VEGAS DID NOT STAY IN VEGAS

Sunday, August 26, 2012

IT'S A BOY SNOOKI

Yes Boys and Girls "The Snook" better known as "SNOOKI" of "THE JERSEY SHORE" aka Nicole Polizzi gave birth to a Baby Boy yesterday, 6 Pound 5 Ounce "LORENZO DOMINIC La VALLE" was born at Saint Barnabas Hospital in New Jersey near "The Jersey Shore." MTV Jersey Shore Baby Lorenzo.

Monday, August 13, 2012

THE GODFATHER

ARTICLE to Be Posted TOMORROW ......

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NEW YORK and The $3.00 PBR

New York and the $3.00 PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer has been a God-Send to many New Yorkers. As you all know, the US Economy has been in the Shitter for the past 3-Half years or so.

Many people are out of work, and many who are working, are taking home Half-as-Much Money or more of what they used to make. People have had to buckle down and give up or curb many things they enjoyed previous to the current state of our economy, which is in almost a Depression Era State.

Yes, everybody says that we are not in a Depression, we're in a recession. Those are the Rich and Well-Off talking. To many, the state of our Union and their feelings are of Depression.

So, because of the Terrible State of our Economy you have given up eating out 3 times a week, you buy less clothes, spend less on Entertainment and any number of things and you haven't had a vacation in the past two years, maybe more. You given up a lot. We all have.

Now when it comes to socializing, going out for a few Beers or Cocktails with some friends, you've had to cut back on that too. But hey, you gotta draw a line somewhere, and everyone is entitled to a few drinks to unwind every now and then. But if you live in the Great City of New York this can be a costly undertaking, especially in this day, and of all times, to be having a Boom in The $14, Sixteen-Dollar-Or -More-Cocktail.W hat is a Poor Working Guy or Working Girl to do??? Well Boys and Girls, let's Thank God for that great thing of wonder and the Bars and establishments who so graciously and kindly serve it, The $3.00 PBR, That's right, a $3.oo Beer in The Land of The Over-Priced $16.00 Cocktail, Manhattan, New York, NY..... It's quite Sad, Greedy too.

Yes, Thank God and let's thank the Kind-Heart proprietors who serve $3.00 PBR'S or any Beer for just $3 or $4 in a New York Bar. You are doing you fellow man a public service and we thank you for that. Whoever you are, you are to be commended, and Shame-On-You, all those places that serve $14 PLUS Cocktails. "RIP-OFF" !!! Wish the masses would Boycott these places and patronize places like Blue & Gold Bar, 7B, and anyplace who has a heart. Bars that serve 3 and 4 Dollar Beers.

I just have to say, it's great to go to a place like Blue and Gold Bar on East 7th Street and know that you can have 3 or 4 Beers for just $12 to $16, accounting for a Buck a Pop for the Barkeep. Now that's pretty good. I have had the best times hanging at Blue & Gold with some friends. You sit at the Bar or get into a nice comfy booth, drink your Beers ($3 PBR'S), relax, listen to the Music, Chit Chat, and just enjoy, and it's not going to cost you The Shirt Off Your Back.

Yes, you can have 4 Beers, tip included for the price of 1 Rip-Off Drink at one of those Rip-Off Joints. And if you are Dumb enough to have four drinks in one of those places, guess what it's going to cost you? About $75 my friend.

Well, do the Math, and if you can afford $75 for only 4 drinks, God Bless You. And if you can't, you've got an alternative. Right, your local $3.00 PBR Joint. They're a God-Send.

Daniel Bellino-Zwicke