BOWLMOR
THIS PLACE SUCKS
THEY'VE RUINED BOWLING
Well they've done it again! What the Hell Is Wrong with this current Generation of Ours? First they Ruined and Destroyed Music... There is literally almost no good music at all these days. The Music Just Sucks ... That's all there is too it period. Anyone who thinks it's good, has no taste what-so-ever, and that's many millions.. It's a tasteless Generation that is now upon us. They completely and utterly destroyed Pop, Rock, and R&B. And now they have Ruined and destroyed Bowling. What's Next? Is this current generation going to destroy all the wonderful thing made by previous generations? I t looks that way. They've Destroyed Music, Ruined Bowling, and by the way, "have you looked at what most cars look like these days?" Almost as Awful as the Music, Ugly as Sin. Remember how gorgeous the cars were in the 50's, 60's, and 70's ? And they're collectible, they're gorgeous. Do you think 20 years from now that anyone will collect one of the awful looking pieces of Junk that ply our roads today? I doubt it. These cars all look the same, Horrible.
And of this bowling thing. When I was a kid, bowling was great and it was one of the big things you did as a child growing up in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. But now this generation, after destroying and ruining Popular Music, they had to go and destroy the once wonderful experience of bowling. Why? What did we ever do to you? Yes when I was a kid, we used to play Basketbal, Touch and Tackle Football, and a lot of Whiffle Ball. We used to go to the movies on Saturday or Sunday and see a double feature with cartoons in-between, for just a buck. Before going into the movie, we'd stop at the Woolworth's 5 & 10 to buy nickle candy for the movie, as the candy was much more expensive inside the theater. And every other week we'd go bowling at Wallington Lanes on Saturday. It was great Fun and just $1.25 a game. And one of the most wonderful things of all was walking through those doors. The second you walked in you'd here that wonderful sound like no other sound in the World. A sound you could only hear in a Bowling Alley and a sound that has been ruined by Bowlmor Lanes and this current generation of ours, The Wonderfully Unique Sound of Bowling Pins Smashing against each other and bowling alley walls. How sweet it is. And this is the only sound you need in a bowling alley, other than your friends talking. Ok, maybe a little background music, and it has to be just that, in the background and low, and it must be good, like Pop, R&B, or Rock n Roll Music of the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's, "Not Horrible Tastless Rap Hip Hop Music or any other crap they make these does, and not blaring and so LOUD that you can't hear the sound of Bowling Pins Smashing.
