The NEW YORK CHRONICLES: WHY I HATE APPLE

Sunday, May 3, 2015

WHY I HATE APPLE

APPLE SUCKS !!!!

Plain & Simple

We've all had problems with Apple, who hasn't? That's hwo they make their products, to break down so they can make more revenue ... No, Apple isn't happy making BILLIONS, selling there OVERPRICED COMPUTERS, Downloads, Overpriced Accessories, Overpriced iPhone and other devices (Now a Wacth) and INFERIOR POWER CORDS that RIP APART every year or so and COST an Insane $85.00 to replace. No APPLE is happy making all this money on the Brainwashed, no they want to make more !!! Yes, beleive it or not the BILLIONS of DOLLARS they make every year isn't enough to satisfy Tim Cook and everyone at APPLE, they want more. More MONEY for RIPPIN-OFF Peopel with their (Apple's) SCAM of Exhorbitant StorAGE DATA RATES, charging $100 for a MEASLY 16 GB of Storage ... There ought to be a LAW Enforced by the Federal Goverment over this issue.

Anyway, al this is not enough at the GREED of The APPLE CORPORATION .. No they want more !!! More MONEY !!! More money in the form of REVENUE for making a PROFIT on the MILLIONS of REPAIRS a YEAR of their INFERIOR PRODUCTS ...

I had PCs for years before moving to MACS. Dam was I Dumb. Usually I don't fall for all the brainwashing ad propaganda, but apple years of listening and hearing al the BULLSHIT Lies and exagerations about the Superiority of APPLE PRODUCTS "NOT" I deccided to go for one. Well, it was partially the fault of Microft when the came out with a SHITTY NEW OPERATING SYSTEM in WINDOWS 8 which is aboslutely AWEFUL and the reason that pushed me into the World of APPLE and MAC COMPUTERS, "oh how I rue the day."

I needed a new computer, my Dell was on its Last Legs, so I bought a new PC ... It was Friggin HORRIBLE .. Well it was the new operating system from Microsoft, Windows 8 that was so "Fucking Horrible," it still is ... I bought that computer, hated the new Windows (nothing wrong with my Windows XP), so I brought the Windows PC back, and got a refund. It was at Staples and they took it back no problem, unlike those BASTARDS at BEST BUY who put you throuhg HELL if you try to return something. Enough about those SOBs and back to the World Cahampions in being Bastards, the people at APPPLE ..

A PIECE of SHIT

Apple Macbook Pro

So, I hated the new Windows 8 and decided to get an Apple .. Right away I wasn't that crazy about my Macbook Pro that I bough in August of 2013, but I went along with it .. Well guess what? I had THE PIECE of SHIT (My Macbook Pro) just 54 Weeks and the thing decides to CRASH on me .. I was Fucking pissed to say the least. I had PCs for 18 years and never had a Crash or anything so bad as what happened to me with my Apple Macbook Pro .. Now I've got to tell you, I'm not one to get RIPED-OFF with these Money Making Scams called Extended Warranties, a thing Apple, Best Buy, and every company involved in selling Electronic Equipment is part of as another source of REVENUE and Rippin People Off .. Needless to say when I bought my Piece of Shit Lemon MACBOOK PRO and they asked me if I wanted to purchase the Rip-Off EXTENDED WARRANTY I almost Laughed in their face, Hell No I wanted to say, but I just gavve them a no thanks and left it at that. Well don't you think my Piece of Shit APPLE Computer that these THEIVES Sold to me CRASHED & DIED two weeks after my wothless 1 Year Warranty was up? Of course it did.

Well I brough the SHIttY ASS MACBOOK PRO that was now totally worthless down to the BASTARDS at Apple ... I waited around for a so-called GENIUS for about 20 minutes .. Not too bad .. So the check out the Piece of Shit in Question, my Macbook Pro .. The did a diagnostic test and determined I needed a new Hard Drive ... Great! Cost $154.00 ... I was FUCKING PISSED, to say the least ... You've got to be kidding me, I told the guy, "this thing is only a year old." He just shrugged his shoulders (The GENIUS). "What the Fuck," I thought!!! What the Hell did I pay $1400 for I asked the GENIUS ??? He just shrugged his soulders again. I thought these fucking computers are supposed to be the best in the world. I've had PCs for almost 20 years, othing like this has ever happened to me like this in 20 years, and I get a Mac that's "SUPPOSED" to be so dam great, it CRASHES in a years time and you tell me I need a new Hard Drive, Wht The Fuck."

"Every Computer has the same Hard Drives," he told me. "Things break down," he said.

"Well why the FUCK did this never happen to me with one of my PCs," I asked .. The GENIS just shrugged his shoulders. Whatwas I to do, but pay the MOTHER FUCKERS at APPLE .. It's like Fucking Extortian .. And the BASTARDS get away with it, every DAM DAY, day-after-day, 365 days a year, year-after-year ..

I'm getting tired of this. Apple Fucking drains you. They take your Money, bend you over and Rape you.

Now listen to this. Just 4 months after myy Piece of Shit Apple Macbook Pro CRASHED and Apple took (more like extortian) $154 from me, the FUCKING PIECE of SHIT CRASHED Again. I went through the same shit with the Genius's again, waiting around, them checking out the PIECE of SHIT that they sold me and telling me that it was some sort of shitty ass inferior cable that cannects the Hard Drive to whatever. This time Imade them pay, that's another story I tell you at another time, cause I got 1 more doozy to quick tell you before I go.

So they fixed the PIECE of SHIT AGAIN.... Well guess what???? Four months later the PIECE of SHIT CRASHED again ... You know the drill. Go down to the Fucking Apple store, see someone who makes an appointement with a GENIUS for you, leave and come back at the appointed time, check-in and wait for the GENIUS, the Genius calls your name, you go up to The GENIUS BAR, he asks you whats wrong, you tell him (or her), he does a diagnostic test on that PIECE of SHIT NO GOOD For NOTHING APPLE MACBOOK PRO COMPUTER that Apple made and sold to you, only so you can keep having problems with it, and bring it to them to get fixed-up agian and they can EXTRACT a bit more money from you. It's an endless cycle !!!

So guess what? Yes, you got it. My Fucking Shitty Ass Hard Drive is Dead and I need a new one they say (the Genius). That'll be $154.69 she says. Thsi time my Genius was of the female type .. What was I to do? I paid the BASTARDS once again .. I don't have the strength to fight these Fuckers again like the last time, so I write this.

BASTA !!!

APPLE FUCKING SUCKS

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NEW YORK and The $3.00 PBR

New York and the $3.00 PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer has been a God-Send to many New Yorkers. As you all know, the US Economy has been in the Shitter for the past 3-Half years or so.

Many people are out of work, and many who are working, are taking home Half-as-Much Money or more of what they used to make. People have had to buckle down and give up or curb many things they enjoyed previous to the current state of our economy, which is in almost a Depression Era State.

Yes, everybody says that we are not in a Depression, we're in a recession. Those are the Rich and Well-Off talking. To many, the state of our Union and their feelings are of Depression.

So, because of the Terrible State of our Economy you have given up eating out 3 times a week, you buy less clothes, spend less on Entertainment and any number of things and you haven't had a vacation in the past two years, maybe more. You given up a lot. We all have.

Now when it comes to socializing, going out for a few Beers or Cocktails with some friends, you've had to cut back on that too. But hey, you gotta draw a line somewhere, and everyone is entitled to a few drinks to unwind every now and then. But if you live in the Great City of New York this can be a costly undertaking, especially in this day, and of all times, to be having a Boom in The $14, Sixteen-Dollar-Or -More-Cocktail.W hat is a Poor Working Guy or Working Girl to do??? Well Boys and Girls, let's Thank God for that great thing of wonder and the Bars and establishments who so graciously and kindly serve it, The $3.00 PBR, That's right, a $3.oo Beer in The Land of The Over-Priced $16.00 Cocktail, Manhattan, New York, NY..... It's quite Sad, Greedy too.

Yes, Thank God and let's thank the Kind-Heart proprietors who serve $3.00 PBR'S or any Beer for just $3 or $4 in a New York Bar. You are doing you fellow man a public service and we thank you for that. Whoever you are, you are to be commended, and Shame-On-You, all those places that serve $14 PLUS Cocktails. "RIP-OFF" !!! Wish the masses would Boycott these places and patronize places like Blue & Gold Bar, 7B, and anyplace who has a heart. Bars that serve 3 and 4 Dollar Beers.

I just have to say, it's great to go to a place like Blue and Gold Bar on East 7th Street and know that you can have 3 or 4 Beers for just $12 to $16, accounting for a Buck a Pop for the Barkeep. Now that's pretty good. I have had the best times hanging at Blue & Gold with some friends. You sit at the Bar or get into a nice comfy booth, drink your Beers ($3 PBR'S), relax, listen to the Music, Chit Chat, and just enjoy, and it's not going to cost you The Shirt Off Your Back.

Yes, you can have 4 Beers, tip included for the price of 1 Rip-Off Drink at one of those Rip-Off Joints. And if you are Dumb enough to have four drinks in one of those places, guess what it's going to cost you? About $75 my friend.

Well, do the Math, and if you can afford $75 for only 4 drinks, God Bless You. And if you can't, you've got an alternative. Right, your local $3.00 PBR Joint. They're a God-Send.

Daniel Bellino-Zwicke