Friday, January 20, 2012

"The CHEW SUCKS" PLAIN and SIMPLE ...

  Yes I've been wanting to write about it, ever since I first saw it and almost gagged. Yes it is that Bad. These are the things I most write about, as do most; Things I passionately Love, Hate, or are of a Big Current News Story, or things of popular interest, whether the thing is of Celebrity, Food related, of popular culture, and other. Jeeze I'm passionate about "The CHEW." Yes We can' Boys and Girls "I Passionately HATE IT." It Sucks! Plain and simple no two ways about it. How the Hell can ABC or any other Network put such "SHIT" on TV? Well they do it all the time; Soap Operas, Shitty Sitcoms, Sandra Lee, Rachel Ray, etc., etc. Well another reason i can tell you why, Mario Batali said it himself, and is quoted in Grubstreet as saying that he expected getting ripped by the New York Press and stated "It is more Peoria than Manhattan." yes sir Bob, (Mario). And this explains why there is and has been so much Shit like "The Chew," Sitcoms, Soap operas, and most of what is on The Food Network, and that is that there are millions of brainless people in this country that will watch such crap and think it's good. That is what their intellect  consist of. But how bout the rest of the country? Those with a little more going on? Well, we've always got PBS, Documentaries, The Travel Channel instead of the Putrid Food Network. Thank Goodness for people like Tony Bourdain.
     You know, it's funny. The Chew could be good, dam good,great even. Just get rid of everybody on the show except for Mario Batali. Everybody else, "and i do mean Everybody" is DEAD WOOD. Give Mario the show to himself, maybe, excuse me for saying so, the same format or similar to Rachel Ray's current show where Mario is the whole show and he has one or two special guest. Just Mario cooking, "Not Six Incompetants" and Mario chit-chatting inbetween with, let's say his buddy Michael Stipes, Lawrence Fishburn, Christopher Walken, and Food & Wine Stars like; Chris Cosantino, Keith Mcnally, Riad Nasir,Keith Richards, and so on and so forth .... 
   Let mario cook and hang with Rock Stars, Movie Stars, Food Stars..  The Show SUCKS and the only thing to Save The CHEW Froma Certain Demise is to "FIRE Everyone Except Mario Batali." Thsi format will save the Chew, "Just Mario Cooking and Chatting with His Guest." Got that ABC. The CHEW SUCKS and you can save it if you want.







THE CHEW SUCKS
and here how to FIX IT !!!!
"FIRE EVERYONE EXCEPT MARIO BATALI"
MARIO is A STAR
"GET RID of ALL THAT DEAD WOOD"




Here is what GRUSTREET had to say about The Chew on September 27, 2011
   
 "We can't say we were surprised to find ourselves somewhat underwhelmed during yesterday's premiere of The Chew, but we weren't the only ones who felt that way: The Daily News takes umbrage  with the "overstuffed" show's too-fast pace, which "makes it hard to start relating to the panel." EW has the exact same complaint , and feels "overwhelmed by the pace of content." But these are both New York–based publications. Mario Batali himself told us yesterday that he expected to get ripped by the New York press: "[I]t is more about Peoria than Manhattan," he told us. Okay then. What do people in the middle of the country think?"

2 comments:

  1. Horribly contrived show! Moves toofast like they shove way too many things into it...too many overly happy people ...not realistic and the cast is just creepy!"

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  2. The other way around get rid of the arrogant pompous Mario then you really have a show.

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